Ranking The Top 50 WWE, NJPW, ROH, Impact Wrestling Moments Of July 2018

IMPACT: Sami Callihan Pees On Some Random Dude

On the episode of Impact after Sami Callihan had his hair shaved by Pentagon Jr. at Slammiversary, he was absolutely despondent. I felt awful for him when he stared into the mirror and started talking to himself about how ugly he looks.

But those feelings of sympathy quickly dissipated when he started terrorizing a poor, random soul backstage. Not only did he and the Crists end up shaving the man’s head, but Callihan actually peed on the guy at the urinal. No, this wasn’t like William Regal peeing on the Big Show out of fear. This was on purpose, and it was more disgusting than words can describe.

Callihan is a lost cause. There’s humanity left in him, but even the glimmers of light that exist in his soul are slowly being sucked out by his sick desire for human suffering.

NXT: Triple H And Tommaso Ciampa Have Their Photo

Tommaso Ciampa is the NXT Champion, and the awfulness of it all has finally sunk in. In reality, this is honestly awesome, but, in kayfabe, this is one of the worst things that could happen to NXT.

Proud Papa H snapped a photo with his newest champ, and the resemblance between the two led to one of the most iconic Triple H/champion photos in NXT history.

This photo is honestly surreal, but whether we like it or not, Ciampa has more than earned this. He is, after all, the self-proclaimed greatest sports entertainer of all-time.