WWE: Independent Wrestlers Who Need to Be Signed

Brian Cage

Age: 30

Key Strength: Physically Improbable Feats of Athleticism

Signature Maneuver: Discus Lariat & Gory Special transitioned into Reverse STO

Brian Cage is a machine. He’s built like Brock Lesnar, flies like a cruiserweight and knows how to play both the crowd favorite face and dominant heel roles.

Cage is also one of the most physically imposing and powerful men you’ll ever see.

via Brian Cage’s official Facebook page.

Seriously, how does someone get this big?

If that’s not enough to blow your mind, here he is pulling off a 619:

God bless your commitment to physical fitness, Brian Cage.

Cage had a stint in WWE’s FCW and was a part of TNA’s Gut Check, but that was a couple tons of muscle ago. He’s dramatically improved his physique and, most important of all, has become more reliable in the ring than he was at the time of his previous major promotion employment.

As long as bridges haven’t been burned, Cage deserves a chance at a major roster. He’s the physical freak that WWE has been searching for since Batista’s first departure and the athletic monster who TNA failed to acquire when signing Rob Terry.

Cage is scheduled to appear at TNA’s upcoming New York City event. One can only hope that this leads to full-time employment.

If the jury’s still out, then WWE should act as quickly as possible.