Five WWE Superstars Ronda Rousey Should Beat Up

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#4 – The Big Show

This is a lesson in symbolic math of transitive property:

If Ronda Rousey hates Floyd Mayweather… { RR >:( FM }
and Floyd Mayweather beat The Big Show at WrestleMania… {FM > BS}
and Ronda Rousey is better than Floyd Mayweather… {RR > FM}
then Ronda Rousey should dominate The Big Show. {RR > BS}

Unfortunately, WWE has television deals in some countries that would never let men and women tussle. Thankfully, in fantasy world, The Big Show could cut a sexist, misogynistic or as they say on Fox News, traditional promo and then Rousey would deliver the comeuppance.

Show vs Rousey would be a match of David vs Goliath, however, Rousey is Goliath and she has the slingshot. Rousey would make Show wish he was dressed up as a sumo wrestler or bumping bods with Shaquille O’Neal. Sometimes life isn’t fair.

Match Location: SummerSlam
Finisher: Chop block followed by left hook to Show’s surgically repaired pituitary at which point he immediately balloons to eight feet tall and explodes.
Time of match: 1:04

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