Five WWE Superstars Ronda Rousey Should Beat Up

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#2 – Seth Rollins

The list continues in what is turning out to be Ronda’s logical booking plan:

  1. Surprise the WWE Universe by vaporizing Bo Dallas.
  2. Triumph in first match over Big Show.
  3. Destroy the WWE set since the Authority repeatedly denies her a title opportunity.

Now Rousey will get her hands on the champ as she hopes to follow in Brock Lesnar’s footsteps, going from UFC Champion to WWE Champion.

Rollins’ title implies he is the best, while Ronda Rousey actually is the best. What’s made Rollins a great, hated champion is how he has always had to run scared.

Even when he turned on his ex-Shield brethren, he had to do so by surprise and with endless chair shots. He has been the Justin Bieber of the WWE: pampered, bratty and all talk. And don’t we all want to beat up Justin Bieber?

Rollins always whines about having to fight and whenever he is confronted, he is always quick to flee. How much of a head start would he need before Rousey catches him?

If I was Rollins, I would call an Uber, run out of the arena, jump in and stare fearfully out the back windshield as Ronda pursues like the female Terminator.

Match location: Royal Rumble
Finisher: Anaconda Vice
Time of match: 6 minutes of Rollins running away before Rousey catches him, but The Authority interferes. Result is No Contest.

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