Five WWE Superstars Who Are Definitely Not On Steroids

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In a world where every athlete’s successful performance is scrutinized, here are some WWE wrestlers who you definitely do not have to worry about.

Disclaimer: This article is for entertainment value only and does not accuse any wrestler of taking PEDs. WWE has a stellar wellness policy you can read about here. 

In a sports utopian society, we would praise an athlete for their strong performance or physical stature. Unfortunately, tabloid journalism and unethical participants have tempered our optimism. For example, thanks to Major League Baseball’s Steroid Era, if a player is now on pace to break a record, we assume it’s only a matter of time before that player is found to be taking PEDs.

In professional wrestling, if a casual fan turns on WWE programming, they assume the buff adonis in the ring must be ‘juicing.’ Also, anti-WWE media blowhards like Nancy Grace and Colin Cowherd do us no favors by perpetuating those stereotypes. (Good thing Colin Cowherd already did himself in.)

So how do we convince people that the landscape of sports entertainment has been cleansed of steroids? In this appearance-based medium, let’s examine five current WWE Superstars whose bodies are not exactly ‘Schwarzeneggerian.’

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