WWE Raw Results: Highlights, Analysis, and Grades for October 2

Charitable Cause

It’s October, so it’s time for the ring ropes to go pink, and for the annual breast cancer awareness push.

Say what you want about the Susan G. Komen Foundation, but the fact remains cancer stinks and working to fight it is admirable. WWE does so much charitable work, so they deserve credit for it.

What Happened to “Respect Your Elders”?

Boy, what a terrible, terrible segment.

To recap, Mickie James is walking around backstage. She comes across Alicia Fox giggling like a schoolgirl (seriously, I’m a teacher, that’s what my students look like half the time). Then she comes across Emma, who tells her there’s something in her locker room.

Surprise! It’s Depends, a walker, and probably Geritol or something. Lame, lame, lame. At least it’s the heel doing it to the babyface, and not the other way around.

Mickie goes back to Emma and Alicia (still laughing, by the way), and wants to know where Alexa is. Apparently she’s in her locker room. But guarding the door is Nia Jax. I guess they’re friends again? WHO WRITES THIS STUFF?

Anyway, Alexa doesn’t want to be in a ring with a “mature woman,” but Nia doesn’t have that problem. This was just awful.

Speaking of Awful…

Bray Wyatt must be the biggest John Cena fan on the planet, because he just will Never Give Up trying to be the creepiest person in WWE even though he’s failed every time in the past, I don’t know, two years?