Alexa Bliss is the Raw Women’s Champion again after successfully cashing in the Money in the Bank briefcase on Nia Jax on the same night that she won the contract. And now, Bliss wants all of us to cash in on our moment of Bliss, whenever that blessed “moment of the moment” (shoutout to the B Team!) arrives.
Ever since Alexa Bliss moved to Monday Night Raw during the 2017 Superstar Shakeup, she has marched her way across the Raw Women’s Division, defeating everyone standing in her path.
She took care of Bayley with ease, suffered a minor blip against Sasha Banks at SummerSlam before recovering, tossed aside Mickie James’s challenge, and avenged her back-to-back losses against Nia Jax by cashing in the Money in the Bank briefcase on Sunday after outsmarting the seven other women in the ladder match earlier that night.
Bliss is scheduled to face Jax for a third time at Extreme Rules, and if she is able to prevail against her, she may face her toughest challenge yet in Ronda Rousey, who would be her opponent at SummerSlam.
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— Lexi (Kaufman) Cabrera (@AlexaBliss_WWE) June 21, 2018
Until then, Bliss is basking in the glory (shoutout to new NXT superstar Keith Lee!) of her successful cash in and fifth title reign. As you can see above, she has new merchandise out commemorating the victory, which you can buy here (men’s) or here (women’s), and she is urging us to cash in on our moment of Bliss.
It’s wise advice, though hopefully y’all aren’t as underhanded and cutthroat as our favorite (more like least favorite, am I right?) “mean girl” is.
The “Moment of Bliss”, of course, was a PSA spoof segment that Bliss ran weekly during her feud with Nia Jax. These vignettes were designed to embarrass Jax and expose her as a bully, whereas Bliss was, in fact, the bully. Because, well, of course she was. Have you seen the way she talks to us fans in the arena? She’s quite mean you know. And yet, her merchandise is oh so perfect…
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Anyway, this shirt looks sweet, and I’m probably going to save enough money to buy one at the end of the month. Then again, I’ll probably just drop it all on Taco Bell. And if you are one of those people who’d rather not buy Bliss’s merch, then I’m sure you’re looking forward to Rousey ripping her arm off on Aug. 19.