Impact Wrestling: Results, Review, and Analysis for November 1st, 2018

Konnan really doesn’t get what King’s whole deal is with him and The OGz trying to get to him through the Lucha Brothers, but LAX has bigger fish to fry tonight. They’re getting ready for Matt Sydal and Ethan Page tonight.

Eddie Edwards and Moose have a promo where they announce the two will have another match with each other next week at the “pay-per-view” Final Hour.

OVE and Sami Callihan appear in footage from a promotion in Dayton with an imposter Brian Cage, and quite frankly I could have sworn it was Austin Aries coming out into the ring.

Sami Callihan promos on this fake, and no offense to this young man, but I hope Cage is actually here. He’s not Brian Cage, but he actually looks a lot more like Wolverine than Cage does.

Sami Callihan pretty much just humiliates this poor guy, making him do Cage’s ring entrance and throwing him around like a rag doll. Hate to break it to you, Sami, but you and I both know it’s really not that easy to throw the real Brian Cage around.

Sami Callihan “sends a messgae” to Brian Cage, but I think what it really said is, “Impact needed something to fill three minutes of time, everyone. Sorry.”