Impact Wrestling Results, Review, and Analysis for Final Hour

Taya Valkyrie appears backstage to call Tessa Blanchard out for being a coward, especially after last week when she hit the ref to save her Knockouts Championship. Taya is ready for whatever kind of match Impact will give her in order to keep Tessa Blanchard in the ring so Taya can prove to her exactly why they call her “La Wera Loca”.

Moose and Killer Kross are both backstage; Moose comes out like a fiery heel ready to give someone a beat down, and Kross just straight up sounds like he’s trying to sell me some insurance, until all of a sudden he’s spitting.

Loves of My Life Fallah Bah and KM are backstage and are here to plead their case to Love of My Life Scarlett Bordeaux and her talent search. Scarlett hasn’t been that impressed with what she’s seen from Fallah and KM lately, and KM even makes Fallah take his robe off and dance.

Scarlett suggest that next week when Impact takes a trip to Las Vegas, they go ahead and try to win her something to impress her. They’ve already won my heart; what more do they need to impress you, Scarlett?!

Credit: Impact Wrestling

Eddie Edwards comes out drinking a beer, and he throws it into the ring as soon as he gets close enough. Eddie jumps Moose immediately, and he lands two more dives after that. Eddie then takes an entire bucket of beers and hits Moose over the head with it.

When he’s finally rolled back in the ring, Moose lands a big drop kick to Eddie’s face. Moose puts the beer bucket on Eddie’s head, and then superkicks the bucket-head. The bell, by the way, never rang until just now.

This match seems like it’s relying on some cheap tricks to go over. I think a lot of us are over this feud, not because the wrestling isn’t good, but because the story has been way too drawn out. We’ve been on this weird Moose turn for months now, and I’m tired of it. Then again, maybe I’m just tired because it’s passed my bedtime again…

Eddie does however deliver a huge overhead belly-to-belly suplex to Moose outside the ring, which has thus far been the highlight. After that, of course, the match gets a lot better, with Moose hitting a Go-To-Hell and Eddie a Tiger Driver to up the ante some more.

Moose and Eddie spend a solid two minutes just slapping each other in the chest, until Eddie Edwards finally lands a western lariat. The crowd is so into this though; they’ve started a “this is Impact!” chant twice so far.

Moose just powerbombed Eddie Edwards about ten feet out onto the ramp. A huge throw. Alisha comes out to check on Eddie, and Moose wastes no time stepping to Alisha. If there’s one thing you can say about Alisha Edwards, she has no fear, and she goes right back at Moose.

Moose lands the jackhammer spear for the win. Excellent match, but are we finally done here?