The World's Most Dangerous Dong just FLIPPED @ShamrockKen! #IMPACTonAXSTV @JoeyRyanOnline pic.twitter.com/SbydcQBKAm
— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) November 6, 2019
Joey Ryan vs. Ken Shamrock
Joey Ryan preps himself with baby oil on his chest and, of course, inside his trousers. Right before asking for a handshake from Ken Shamrock. Ken’s skeptical, but at the jest of the fans, Ken goes for a handshake after what happened last week.
They tease some amateur wrestling before locking up into the ropes. Clean break. Series of arm drags from Ken. Another lock up before Ken gets Joy in a headlock. Wrestling transitions, Ryan attempts a sunset flip, but Ken reverses with an ankle lock, but Joey immediately gets to the ropes.
Standing switch roman waist lock from behind, but Ryan evades it to dropkick Ken off his feet. Ken is shook. Surprised enough to finally shake Ryan’s hand, but Ryan MAKES HIM TOUCH IT AND FLIPS HIM.
Furious, Ken Shamrock immediately gets Ryan in an ankle lock, and Ryan taps out.
Winner: Ken Shamrock
Grade: A++++++
Ken Shamrock touched it. Of course this is a five star match. Duh.
Backstage, oVe continue bragging and celebrating in the locker room. Jake Crist tries on Daga’s jacket. Daga gets mad until Sami Callihan demands Crist take off his jacket. Jake does, and the IMPACT World Champ apologizes by spitting in a beer bottle and handing it to Daga as a peace offering. They nearly go to blows, but Rich Swann holds Callihan back. The IMPACT Champ and his goons move on to get “DRUNK! DRUNK! DRUNK! DRUNK!”