WWE WrestleMania 37: Cursed full match card predictions expect the worst

As WWE WrestleMania 37 continues to close in, there’s plenty of speculation about how the full match card could look. Of course, sometimes things go wrong and you end up with a cursed worst of the worst.

That’s what’s happening here, as rather than a hopeful prediction or one looking at the most likely full match card, these Cursed Card Predictions will get as grim as possible based on the current landscape of WWE.

With Elimination Chamber 2021 in the rear-view mirror there are clear seeds and WWE is setting up some obvious matches, including making it pretty clear who the 2021 Royal Rumble winners are planning to challenge.

With the worst in mind, how could these cursed full match card predictions make WWE WrestleMania 37 look?

While the total card between both nights of WrestleMania might end up being as many as 18 or 20 matches in total, this cursed card prediction won’t be quite that extensive. The WrestleMania Women’s Battle Royal and Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal are left off here.

While it’s likely they’ll return this year, neither match shares much consequence and as such can’t really go that wrong. Ultimately, the curse of that match is just who ends up left off the rest of the two-night card.

There are also gaps with a few tag team title contests, and surely room to add a few other matches. The positive side-effect of having such a massive WrestleMania 37 take place across two nights is that, even for WWE’s inconsistent and often abysmal booking practices, it’s hard for them not to at least stumble into something good.

Even if much of the WWE WrestleMania 37 card turns out completely insane, and anywhere close to as horrid as these cursed card predictions forecast, there’s still going to end up being some good wrestling despite WWE’s best efforts at ruining that.

While some of these options might seem a bit surprising considering the way WWE Raw and SmackDown look right now, remember that we still have WWE Fastlane and nearly two whole months for WWE to alter the landscape before arriving at WWE WrestleMania 37.

As this is meant to be as cursed as possible, I’ll also predict the cursed winners. Just remember that I never said I wanted any of this to happen…