WWE Hell In A Cell 2021 Foolproof Predictions

Bianca Belair (c) vs. Bayley [SmackDown Women’s Championship]

Remember that Spongebob Squarepants episode when Squidward was annoyed with Spongebob’s laughter and thereby warned him that he could permanently burn his “laugh box” if he continued to laugh excessively? Since Bianca Belair is so annoyed with Bayley’s laughter, she should probably make up the same story as Squidward and add it as a stipulation to their match. That way, when Bianca Belair retains the SmackDown Women’s Championship against Bayley at WWE Hell in a Cell 2021, Bayley will officially lose her “laugh box” and can never laugh again.

Sounds ludicrous enough? At least this “laughter” idea is more feasible than the hair vs. hair match that was rumored to take place between these two. There have been worse storylines in WWE, but this storyline is harming Belair’s momentum at the beginning stages of her title reign. Hopefully, these storylines will get better once the fans come back in July. Nonetheless, Belair will undoubtedly be the champion on the road to SummerSlam, where she will defend her title against Sasha Banks in a rematch to solidify her title win at WrestleMania 37.

Foolproof Prediction: Bianca Belair

Rhea Ripley (c) vs. Charlotte Flair [Raw Women’s Championship]

At this point, Nikki Cross should be the new Raw Women’s Champion. She already defeated and humiliated both Raw Women’s Champion Rhea Ripley and Charlotte Flair over the past few weeks. Although two of those matches were two-minute Beat The Clock Challenges and one was a tag team match, Ripley and Flair both look extremely weak going into this championship match. It’s surprising that Cross was not added to this title match after pinning both the champion and the challenger, but she is planning to battle the winner of this title match after Hell in a Cell.

Speaking of the winner of this title match, only a fool would bet against Charlotte Flair. Ripley has continuously been booked as a Plan B Champion because she was always the Plan B. The original plan was Charlotte vs. Lacey Evans for the Raw Women’s Title at WrestleMania 37, not Rhea Ripley vs. Asuka. Clearly, Ripley is just keeping the title warm for Charlotte, so that Charlotte can go to SummerSlam as champion and defend the title against either Alexa Bliss or Eva Marie. The state of the Raw Women’s Division is indeed abysmal, but the outcome is inevitable.

Foolproof Prediction: Charlotte Flair