Lucha Underground Review: Ultima Lucha Part I and II

Cero Miedo Match
Vampiro vs. Pentagon Jr.

Result: Pentagon Jr. defeats Vampiro via pinfall.

Rating: 4.0 out of 5 stars

Pentagon started with multiple chair shots, leading to Vampiro fleeing the ring.

The two quickly climbed into the bleachers and began brawling. They threw right hands and kicks at each other. Pentagon then threw a water bottle at him.

Pentagon then exposed the floor by removing a mat. He got Vampiro down on his back and threw multiple chairs on him. Pentagon then wrapped a rope around Vampiro’s throat and choked him. A stretcher quickly came out for Vampiro.

After the break, we see Vampiro walking away from the stretcher and going back into the ring. He hit a big roundhouse kick on Pentagon to send him down.

Vampiro then pulled out a bag of tacks and laid them on the ring. He slammed Pentagon onto the tacks! Vampiro then went for a move off the top rope but Pentagon moved out of the way. This led to Vampiro going back-first onto the tacks!

Pentagon then took out a fluorescent light tube and smashed it over Vampiro’s head. He took a shatter piece of it and cut into Vampiro’s head.

Pentagon then licked blood off his arm. This is not a typo.

Pentagon then took out another light tube but chose not to use it. He kicked Vampiro across the chest and chopped him. Vampiro fought back with a chop and punch. Pentagon would pick the light tube up and place it by the ring post. He missed getting Vampiro to hit into it and instead went back first onto it.

Vampiro then went to rip Pentagon’s mask off and did partially. He then licked his own blood and smashed the light tube over Pentagon’s head.

Pentagon then hit a low-blow on Vampiro and got him onto the tacks. Vampiro would get up, though, and meet Pentagon at the top rope. Vampiro would throw Pentagon onto the tacks chest first!

Vampiro then took out a table and threw it into the ring. He took out a lighter and lit it on fire! Pentagon would attack quickly, though, and put Vampiro through the table, setting him on fire! He picked up the pin right after.

After the match, Vampiro called for Pentagon to break his arm and did so.

Pentagon went on the microphone and said he finished what he promised. He then called for his master, with Vampiro getting on the microphone. Vampiro then announced he was Pentagon’s teacher and said he was ready.

Rob’s Note: This was a filthy blood bath throughout. Then for Vampiro to reveal he’s Pentagon’s teacher? What is going on here?

Next: Gift of the Gods Match