WWE: 10 New Names for Team PCB

Idea #1 – The Bod Breakers
The reason the ‘Submission Sorority’ was an instant hit was because it communicated camaraderie among themselves and pain for their opponent. Unfortunately, adult entertainment has a monopoly on the word ‘submission’ so this is a way around it. Paige breaks torsos, Charlotte breaks legs and Becky breaks arms. If this was the late 80’s, consider this team name “Gold, Jerry! It’s gold!” (shoutout readers over 30)

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Idea #2 – Alpha Beta Tappa
Greeks, this one’s for you! Having been in a fraternity, performed for many sororities and helped raise money for endless charities on their behalf, I’m still pitching for the sorority concept. So here is something for the submission specialists. Do they have sororities in Ireland and the UK?

Idea #3 – Paige and the Pips

What? Can’t Team PCB pass for a black singing group from the 70s? Actually, my stream of consciousness had nothing to do with Gladys Knight; Paige is the leader of the faction, she is British, Pip is a British character from South Park (and Charles Dickens’ Great Expectations if you want to be cultured about it) and there’s alliteration. Problem solved, joke delivered.

However, what started as humor could be interpreted as highly appropriate. If you Google the definition of pip, you get, “an excellent or very attractive person or thing.” Charlotte and Becky fit that mold. We could end the suggestion list right here.

Next: Ideas 4-5