WWE SmackDown: 5 Predictions For September 5, 2017

3. The Fashion Police Are Met With Another Curveball

The fact that the “Fashion Police” still don’t know who is attacking them is one of the greatest running gags in WWE, and the only thing that could sour it is a reveal that it’s merely “The Ascension”. I highly doubt we’ll figure out who is behind the attacks tonight, because it feels like the WWE still has room to milk this out. The segments continue to be incredible, as they are legitimately the best thing about SmackDown Live week-in and week-out.

I’ve seen some fans speculate that the Authors of Pain could be behind the attacks, and it does seem like they are destined for a main roster call-up soon after surprisingly dropping the titles to Sanity at NXT TakeOver: Brooklyn III. However, a feud between Breezango and AOP would be completely lopsided in every sense.

At Sunday night’s houseshow, Breezango were involved in a triple threat match with the Usos and The New Day for the tag team titles. While that’s more of a reflection of the fact that these are three of the only four tag teams on SmackDown with any sort of real screen time, it’s good to see that their comedy segments could still give them opportunities at a little something more.

Prepare to be entertained by Fandango and Tyler Breeze tonight, because they always deliver, but don’t get your hopes up for a big reveal. Heck, I’m all for this dragging out.