WWE Raw (4/19) Results: Cena Vs. The Wyatts
3MB and Hornswoggle Vs. Los Matadores & El Torito
Hornswoggle and the bull kicks off the match with a slapping contest. Torrito with a head take over then a springboard head butt. Yes a head butt. Torrito with a bronco buster, Vince McMahon has to be laughing his ass off right now. El Matador takes out Jinder Mahal. Drew McIntyre tags himself in and goes right after the bull. Torrito head butts Heath Slater in the nuts, and then kicks Drew in the nuts. He tags in the Matadors who hit their finisher for the win.
Winners and the joke continues: Los Matadores & El Torrito in 2:26
A video was shown of Evolution taking out the Shield last week.
Evolution is shown getting out of a limo and they head to the ring next.
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Evolution makes their way out to the ring, Triple H starts a promo with a very hoarse voice. He says that they are the baddest people around, until they put the baddest people down. One single spark takes to light the world on fire and that is the reformation of Evolution. We are shown a video package of Evolution. Batista says 31 world titles are among the three of them and the Shield has no idea what they have gotten themselves into. The Shield makes their way out to the ring and Evolution heads out of the ring. Dean Ambrose says last weeks was not the first time they were beaten down. They asked if they look humble to them. There is a reason why they hired the Shield for a reason and it’s because they are ruthless animals. They are angered; Seth Rollins says they have every right to be after they were beaten down by 15 other Superstars. He says that they know what they gotten themselves into. Evolution does not want to fight, Seth points out that they were supposed to be built for dominance, but ran out of the ring. In two weeks they will be in a war with them at Extreme Rules. Seth says that Evolution is going to be looking out for themselves and not for the team. However the Shield is not like that, they are the most dominant force in the WWE’s history. They are going to rip them to pieces. Roman Reigns says that in a few moments they are going to beat their asses. They have two options, they can try to fight or they can coward away. The Shield makes their way to the stage, but Evolution sends out several Superstars and the two factions stare off.
Video is shown of Kane destroying Daniel Bryan earlier in the night. Cole informs us that he is ongoing test right now.
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The Usos Vs. Rhode Brothers
Goldust and Jey start things off, Goldust with an arm toss followed by another one. Jey pushes Goldust and they start shoving. Goldust with a big slap to Jey, Goldust with a clothesline and tags in Cody. Cody hits a springboard dropkick for a near fall. Cody looks in a wrist lock, Jey fights out and tags in Jimmy. Jimmy hits a flying head butt followed by a headlock. Cody fights out and nails an uppercut. He tags in Goldust who walks into arm take over. Jey tagged in, he works the arm of Goldust, but Goldust reverses and works on the left arm of Jey. Goldust with an uppercut to Jey and tags in Cody who rolls him up for a near fall. Jey with a superkick to Goldust and Jimmy with a superkick to Cody for the win.
Winners: The Usos in 3:13.
Cody runs to the back as Goldust follows him. From behind Rybackaxel beat down the Usos.
Ryback hits the Shell shock on Jey Usos to send a point.
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Emma Vs. Layla
Fandango knocks Santino off the apron and this leads to Layla knocking Emma in the back from behind. Layla with a snap mare followed by a surfboard submission, Emma fights out, but misses a dropkick. Emma rallies back and Emma nails the cobra for the win.
Winner: Emma at 2:17.
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John Cena does a quick backstage promo about his match against the Wyatt Family.
Cesaro comes out with Paul Heyman and new hardcore music. Heyman says before the match that he represents Cesaro and Brock Lesnar! Heyman is about to say something, but is interrupted by a commercial break.
We’re back and Heyman is still talking about the streak being conquered. He is interrupted by RVD.
WWE Intercontinental Title Contender’s Tournament: Cesaro Vs. RVD
They lock up; Cesaro goes for a suplex, but blocked RVD kicks Cesaro in the face. Cesaro goes for a power slam and hits it for a near fall. Cesaro with an elbow to the face of RVD. Cesaro throws him into the corner and hits a springboard dropkick. RVD with a monkey flip, he is uppercutted by Cesaro. Cesaro hits a suplex for a near fall. RVD with a kick to the face of Cesaro. RVD with shoulder blocks to Cesaro, but is sent shoulder first into the ring post.
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We’re back and RVD fights out of a headlock. Cesaro kicks RVD in the chest for a near fall. Cesaro hits a power slam for a near fall. Cesaro beats down RVD even more until RVD makes his comeback. RVD with a series of shoulder blocks and then hits the rolling thunder on the king of swing for a near fall. RVD sends Cesaro into the corner, but reversed. RVD with an elbow to the face followed by a side kick to the head. RVD goes to the top rope; Cesaro hits a big uppercut knocking down RVD. Cesaro with a head butt, RVD kicks him in the face. RVD hits a moonsult for a near fall. RVD misses a spinning kick and Cesaro hits a big DDT for a near fall. They trade right hands, RVD with a rollup for a near fall. Cesaro hits a double underhook powerbomb for a near fall. Cesaro goes for the giant swing, but Jack Swagger comes out to the stage. RVD fights out and kicks him in the face sending Cesaro out to the ring. Cesaro stares off at Jack and RVD flies off the top rope, but Cesaro hits a major uppercut on RVD. Cesaro throws Cesaro into the ring, but Swagger sends Cesaro face first into the ring post and leads to the count out victory.
Winner: RVD via count out in 13:13.
Cesaro fights out Swagger and switches his attention to Zeb Colter. Cesaro goes for the giant swing, but Swagger attacks him from behind. Cesaro hits the giant swing on Swagger.
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