Plan B: What If These Five WWE Superstars Were Fired?

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Adam Rose – Male Flight Attendant

A requiem for Adam Rose. On March 6 of last year, Adam and his rosebuds struck gold. He almost did the impossible: making a character, who reminded people of Russell Brand, likable. Maybe he was rushed too fast to the main roster with his rave-happy, bunny-populated partying not resonating with a more diverse audience, but ESPN’s “Behind the Curtain” special could have given Rose a second chance. As the heart and soul of the special, with his personal history and current family challenges on full display, WWE could have capitalized on the human side to his character. Now, the Exotic Express may have broken down, and if Titan Tower wants to pull the plug, at least Adam Rose could make a charismatic flight attendance.

Imagine just boarding one of the hipper airlines, whether it’s the care-free Jetblue or the modern and trendy Virgin America. The passengers are seated, the security instructions are about to be given, but then the music hits:

The Rosebuds board the plane out of nowhere, ignoring all protocols, followed by Adam Rose, lollipop in mouth, who does the security announcement. Rose reads the FAA’s script over the speaker while The Bunny shows everyone where the exits are. Inflight, Adam Rose can wheel the beverages down the aisle as he kicks his legs back. The theme music never turns off the entire flight. Also, the vision of him dispensing those tiny liquor bottles just looks right. Old women want him, men want to be him. “It’s flying time… ALL THE TIME!”

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