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Los Matadores – Co-Managers at an Airport-based El Torito

We live in a world where anything is possible. Gay people can marry regardless of where you live, surfers can survive shark attacks, and Puerto Ricans can play Mexican bullfighters.  Call them Fernando and Diego all you want (and I still don’t know which is which), but many see them as Epico and Primo 2.0. The duo is very talented, but they are strictly a kids act, especially with El Torito. The roster definitely needs to be diverse, but it also has to be believable that any performer can win on any given night, and any Los Matadores victory was a thorough surprise. And with the ascension (pun intended) of the Lucha Dragons, WWE could make Los Matadores expendable.

Thankfully, with some name recognition and one miniature, but strong connection, they will land on their feet… running the El Torito restaurant at John Wayne Airport in Irvine, California.

Say you arrive two hours early for your flight and security takes almost no time. All of a sudden you have time to kill and want a meal. In Orange County’s John Wayne Airport, you approach El Torito. There are Fernando and Diego, yelling “Ole” as their red cloaks are replaced with red menus granting you entrance. While you wait for your food, you can watch CNN, but thankfully every ten minutes El Torito will come out, do some flips and pretend to barrel through waiter after waiter. With bullfighting music playing continuously, the restaurant is always packed and always entertaining. However, on breaks the former WWE tag team go back to the kitchen to cry. OLE!!!!

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