WWE Tough Enough: Jokingly Predicting Future Spoilers

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With wrestling fans groaning everywhere over the recent Tough Enough eliminations, let’s predict how the final four weeks will go.

I’m sorry, WWE Universe. I wish I had better news. I can’t find a photo where Miz is photoshopped over Hulk Hogan.

Apparently there is a subset of the WWE Universe that watches Tough Enough solely to troll everyone else. A week after not supporting Patrick ‘The Future First Black WWE Champion’ Clark, viewers had to have traumatic flashbacks as their last hope, Mada (passionate contestant 1B) had to leave due to The Miz saving the least popular of the bottom three, Amanda.

Unfortunately, there are still four episodes left and additional disbelief to be suspended, but at least that leaves plenty of time to make a WWE championship belt out of alligator skin.

So if you’d rather spend your Tuesday nights doing more worthwhile activities like reading the dictionary, composing your family tree or counting blue cars on your block, allow my power of prediction to save you from watching the last four installments.

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