Five WWE Superstars Ronda Rousey Should Beat Up

#3 – Michael Cole (and Friends)

At WrestleMania 31, Brock Lesnar lost his WWE Championship to Seth Rollins without being pinned. The following night at RAW, Lesnar was a tad crabby, and by tad I mean suplexes and F-5s to all cast and crew.  Possibly, the highlight of the Brock’s rage was when he flipped the announcer’s table taking out the entire commentary team and then F-5’d lead announcer Michael Cole.

In Microsoft Word terms, if we cut Lesnar from that scene and pasted in Ronda Rousey, destruction would never be more beautiful. Fans constantly long for the voice of Jim Ross or at least heel Michael Cole, but with so much to plug and promote during a 3-hour broadcast, neutral Cole is the most able talent for such multi-tasking.

That would be the exact reason Ronda would decimate Cole as she would disable WWE’s on-air mouthpiece and then go on to obliterate JBL and knock out Byron Saxton. With bodies strewn everywhere the fans would give Rousey a standing ovation until all of a sudden “Boomer Sooner” would hit and the WWE Universe would welcome back Good Ole JR! Bah Gawd!

‘Match’ Location: RAW after Royal Rumble
Finisher: Judo throw to Cole; Armbar from hell to JBL; Diva slap to Saxton… He cries/faints.
Time of match: N/A

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