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Five WWE Superstars Ronda Rousey Should Beat Up

By Evan Wecksell

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#1 – Stephanie McMahon

As if there was any doubt. Some things just go together: Christian Bale in a Batman suit, Derek Jeter in a Yankee hat and Ronda Rousey in a WWE ring.

One of the highlights of WrestleMania 31 occurred when The Rock made a surprise appearance less than 24 hours after hosting Saturday Night Live on the other side of the country. The Rock entered the ring and confronted Stephanie McMahon which only got him insulted and slapped by McMahon. Knowing he couldn’t return the favor, The Rock exited the ring and drifted along the front row of seats where he stopped at WWE hardcore fan “Rowdy” Ronda Rousey. She did him the pleasure of hopping the barricade and confronting McMahon with him. This set up what would be a potential mixed-tag match for the ages: Rock/Rousey vs Triple H/McMahon.

While outside fantasy world, that match is an outside possibility, no one would have a problem feasting on a straight one-on-one Female Superhero vs Female Villain match. While McMahon could get in some early offense, it would be Rousey who would bring an avalanche of hurt to the Billionaire Princess. This match would be an exercise in how many ways Ronda could make McMahon scream. The torture would rival all the times “Stone Cold” Steve Austin had tormented Stephanie’s father, Lord Vince. This would be an extended squash match, and McMahon would show up on RAW the next night in a sling, cast, wheelchair or all the above.

Match location: WrestleMania 32
Finisher: Leg-bar, Arm-bar, Face-bar, Soul-bar
Time of match: Longer than 34 seconds.
(Note: Ronda would prolong the match by repeatedly preventing McMahon from tapping the mat.)

All hail Queen Rousey!

Is there anyone in WWE you would like to see Ronda Rousey beat up? Comment below and vote in the poll.

Evan Wecksell is a touring comedian who has appeared on VH1, Conan and WWE.com. Follow him @evanwecksell and like his WWE-sanctioned child Beckett Sage on Facebook.

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