Five WWE Superstars Who Are Definitely Not On Steroids

Welcome to the swerve. So what is the common clue to a guaranteed, steroid-free wrestler? Facial hair!

Review the list: Bryan, Owens, Harper, Dempsey, Wyatt

They are less interested in showcasing their torso and more interested in showcasing their beards. So the next time you think someone is juicing, first ask yourself if they are shaving.

If this was a math equation, “No Razor = No Needles.”

Now for some rapid fire:

Old School Examples (with and without facial hair)

The Boogeyman – No steroids. Ate worms.

George “The Animal” Steele – No steroids. Ate turnbuckles.

Andre the Giant – No steroids. Drank beer. Lots and lots of beer.

Vader – Google him. He’s clean.

Big Daddy V – Maybe he ate people who took steroids.

Mick Foley – Never one to take a shortcut, but he thought the quickest way off a steel cage was being thrown. Ask The Undertaker.

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