WWE Raw Review: Results, Analysis, Grades, SummerSlam, Dudleys, Sting, Braun Stowman

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Triple H and Seth Rollins at WWE HQ

We see Triple H congratulating Rollins at the WWE HQ. He said Rollins put everything on the line and he won it all. HHH says that Rollins is now the man of WWE.

Triple H then shows Rollins some statues of WWE greats. He says he will unveil Rollins’ statue tonight on Raw.

Rollins says this is too much and the greatest accomplishment of his career. He hugs and thanks Trips.

Brock Lesnar with Paul Heyman

Heyman introduces Lesnar and calls him the Beast of the Barclays. Greatness.

He asks how did we go from Undertaker tapping out to a scenario where it’s inaccurately described as him defeating Lesnar.

Heyman says Lesnar took Undertaker to Suplex City. He says Lesnar locked him in a Kimura and then turns to the video screen to show ‘Taker tapping out.

Heyman says Undertaker got tapped out and is no longer some fable. He says it means ‘Taker said “Lesnar, you’re a better man than I am.” He says it’s like a little kid getting his you-know-what kicked while asking to “please leave me alone.”

He says Lesnar does not blame the referee or the timekeeper. He said the timekeeper understood that Lesnar would have broke Undertaker’s arm. Heyman notes how ‘Taker collapsed as he walked up the ramp. Heyman says he has material to last all three hours of Raw (Yes! Yes! Yes!).

Heyman says Undertaker low blowed Lesnar and put him in Hell’s Gate. He says Lesnar then told Undertaker to “G.F.Y. ” when he tried getting him to tap out.

Heyman says Lesnar wants Undertaker one more time. He says he’s not here to issue a challenge for Survivor Series, Royal Rumble or WrestleMana – he wants Undertaker NOW.

Then Bo Dallas comes out.

Dallas says he has good and bad news. He said Lesnar passed out to Undertaker but the good news was he woke up. He says the dream he had was Lesnar beating the Undertaker. He says those dreams can come true if he Bo-lieves.

Lesnar starts laughing and clotheslines Bo. He then suplexes him four times and walks off. Heyman tells Lesnar to go back in the ring. Lesnar picks up Dallas and hits suplex number five. Heyman then gets Lesnar to go back and hits a vicious F-5.

Rob’s Note: Wow, that was a hot first segment. Let’s keep it rolling!

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