Five More People WWE Security Should Tackle

Donald Trump

If you think reality TV is scripted and that character disputes are contrived, then you are talking about the race for the 2016 Republican nomination. Thanks to Donald Trump, he has verified what we all suspected: that presidential debates are just as entertainment-based as The Bachelor or Total Divas. And much like viewers who need some relaxing, mellow brain-numbing, so does mainstream media who vomit Trump and his supporting players on all major news channels day after day, hour after hour, segment after segment.

Is it a little concerning that the most entertaining drama on TV is building to who runs our country? Not if you’re WWE Security and have permission to tackle a candidate after they say something stupid. Ironically, I wrote a column where I compare each candidate to WWE talent.

So if we do green-light WWE Security to initiate Operation GOP Takedown, eventually we would be left with only two people on the stage, and they weren’t even there at the last debate: Linda McMahon and Honest Gil.

Comedian Evan Wecksell has appeared on VH1, Conan and WWE.com. Like his WWE-sanctioned child Beckett Sage. 

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