Predicting WWE’s Next Four Suspensions

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Superstars: Corey Graves
Violation: Face tattoos / Ran out of skin
Length of Punishment: Ten one-hour sessions of laser tattoo removal

When WWE talent travel the road, sometimes they have time to sightsee. Maybe they’ll go to a zoo, amusement park or concert. Not Corey Graves. If everyone has one addiction, then Graves’ is tattoos. You name a city and he’ll name the best tattoo parlor. However, there is only a finite amount of skin on one’s body. And tattoo removal is no walk in the park. (See The Undertaker’s neck.)

So when WWE offered Graves a two-year contract on the E:60 special “Behind the Curtain,” what they were really saying was, “It would have been three years, but we know how you like tattoos so we figure two years is enough until you start inking your face.”

This is my guess on how one of the final episodes of “Culture Shock” will go:

WWE tried to help Graves sublimate his tattoo urges with another Network show called “Superstar Ink,” but Corey has a fever and the only cure is more cowbell… tattoos!

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