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Dallas Cowboys Defensive End Greg Hardy

Greg Hardy hasn’t played two games in a row in the NFL since 2013. Was it the injury bug? No, it was the doing dumb s*** bug.

Hardy surrendered ten firearms to police after a domestic violence incident against a woman who he didn’t like because she once dated Nelly. Hardy was suspended initially suspended the first ten games of the season, but since the NFL views domestic violence on the same moral level as taking a banned substance, Hardy’s suspension was reduced to only four games. Either way, Hardy will have learned his lesson, right?

Not exactly. During one of Hardy’s first interviews following a practice, he insured lifetime heel status when he said he would come out against the Patriots “guns-a-blazing.” He also admired how attractive Tom Brady’s wife was and encouraged her to bring along her sister. Even Randy Orton kissing an unconscious Stephanie McMahon in front of a handcuffed Triple H didn’t reach that level of creepy. At least Orton had a clue what he was doing, he has voices in his head telling him what to do. Hardy probably has some vamping circus music or Nelly’s “Hot in Herre.”

In a perfect world, Hardy could represent the Cowboys at WrestleMania 32 and challenge John Cena for his title on that night, but in a real perfect world there would be no Greg Hardy.

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