10 Ways Seth Rollins Can Now Spend His Time
Possibility No. 1:
Seth Rollins will become obsessed with Draft Kings.
You can’t escape it. It is an airborne epidemic that is played during every TV show, podcast, sports talk radio program and seen on every subway billboard, stadium awning and possibly tattooed on the inside of your eyelids while you sleep. It is the Draft Kings commercial. (Sorry FanDuel, WWE doesn’t have a deal with you.)
As fantasy sports continues to explode everywhere, men are doing two things: they are developing gambling problems or they are simply postponing the first time they will ever talk to a live girl.
Thankfully Seth Rollins has a girlfriend, but once Seth plays his first one-day fantasy league, will it last? Will he start sending Zahra‘s calls straight to voice mail so he can see how many yards Tom Brady throws for against the Jets?
This could be the beginning of the end for Seth Rollins, his relationship and possibly his physique. Do you know any buff guys who play fantasy football? Nope, they’re all playing football.
Time to go to a meeting. Seth Rollins may have a problem.
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