10 Ways Seth Rollins Can Now Spend His Time

Possibility No. 2:
Seth Rollins will travel the country and eat at every Chipotle.

Working late at night does not offer the best food options. Whether you’re a wrestler, comedian or truck driver your options are fast food, Waffle House or if you’re lucky a 24 hr Walmart. Waffle House may have historically been a favorite for wrestlers, but if you’ve ever been to one, you know it’s pretty gross.

Recently, GQ uncovered that Chipotle is now the food of choice for a majority of the WWE talent. Double-meat, double-burrito, double-everything. Protein, protein, protein.

With Seth Rollins on the shelve and potentially living a non-vampire lifestyle, he should start his own locomotive and travel the nation going from Chipotle to Chipotle. He could be a healthy version of Morgan Spurlock and the Supersize Me documentary.

Rollins would then see the WWE doctor during his rehab and Doc would be perplexed by his health:

“Your heart rate is strong, your blood pressure is normal, your muscle density has increased and your man parts have grown to twice their size. What’s your secret?”

To which Rollins replies, “Thirty days, every meal, one word: Chipotle!”

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