10 Ways Seth Rollins Can Now Spend His Time

Possibility No. 3:
Seth Rollins will run for Governor of Iowa (and become The Arrow)

When a young child falls down he wants his mommy. When a teenager gets hurt, he punches back. Seth Rollins is about to do both.

What Rollins’ injury has been so far is the first scene in an epic movie about redemption. This is Rocky losing to Clubber Lang while Mickey is about to die. However, before the road back begins he must go home to Davenport, Iowa.

When Rollins returns he realizes Davenport is not what it once was. The rich are getting richer and the middle class is being phased out. Monsanto controls the corn and Kum & Go controls the oil. All of a sudden a political flyer blows in the wind and lands at Seth’s feet, and he knows that his home state needs a real authority.

While Rollins is rehabbing and hitting the local Crossfit gym, we realize that is not setting his sights on a return to WWE, but on a return to a time when Iowa has a safe, honest place to live with good people and strong values.

Seth Rollins is about to go full current-season-of-Arrow. He will campaign to be governor of Iowa during the day and turn into a vigilante at night, taking out corporate criminals and low-level thugs. Rollins wants Iowa to be more than just that boring state south of Minnesota. He, along with the assistance of J&J Security, will restore Iowa to greatness. (Actually, Iowa has never been great, so you just figure they are due.)

“Terry Branstad, you have failed this state.”

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