5 Ways WWE Can Console Ronda Rousey

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No. 4 – Ronda: 12, WWE Divas: 0

If Rousey vs. Holm was a wrestling match rather an MMA fight, we know that Ronda would show up the very next night on Monday Night Raw pissed. Her mood and actions would probably play like how Brock Lesnar trashed everything in San Jose the night after WrestleMania. Brock had a destruction quota to meet and he didn’t care what people or objects were going to fill that quota. WWE has the same opportunity to satiate Ronda.

Why not have Stephanie McMahon unite all the active WWE Divas in the ring, bring out Ronda out and tell her, “Here you go. They’re all yours.” Ronda can then proceed to literally tear every Diva limb from limb causing WWE doctors to parade stretchers down to the ring much like The Undertaker’s druids. In fact, play the funeral march, but know that Ronda wants to end some careers and when she looks at Charlotte, Paige and Sasha Banks all she sees is Holm, Holm and Holm. This is what it looks like when you let a wolf loose in a field of sheep.

Yes, WWE may have sacrificed their entire women’s division to indulge one superstar, but there’s always a plan B. So here comes Rosa Mendez, fresh off maternity leave! Nevermind… ok, Nia Jax – it’s up to you. Fend off the rowdy one!

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