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Idea No 1: The Vince Cam

What makes us human beings? It could be the desire to seek truth and be closer to the creators of this universe. The WWE Universe was created by Vincent Kennedy McMahon and if WWE can bring their minions closer to Mecca, then the “Vince Cam” would be the vessel.

During Raw, the “Vince Cam” would be a live audio/video feed where fans can free themselves of the commentary by hearing where all the edicts come from. ‘Plug this, say that, don’t say that, promote the network.’

Common sense would say why not add something like this to the WWE app. Why watch commercial break wrestling on the app when that usually involves the wrestlers just yelling at each other or playing unconscious at the outside.

Every remote control already has an ‘SAP’ button. There has to be a way WWE can alter the technology so it can be a “VKM” button. Sorry Latino fans but Vince in English is more breathtaking than Carlos Cabrera or Marcelo Rodriguez. Do what I do when I watch Telemundo: listen to the tone of the dialogue and ogle the female actresses.

With shows like E60: Behind the Curtain and Breaking Ground already giving us a behind-the-scenes look, we might as well double-down and get our time with Vince. We love this man! (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)

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