WWE Raw Results: Highlights, Analysis, and Grades for January 30

Seth Rollins Speaks With Stephanie McMahon

*sigh*

Where do I even start with this? It’s a typical Seth Rollins/Stephanie McMahon talking segment – a trainwreck. Even the crowd didn’t seem to care about what was going on.

Let’s unpack this a bit. Rollins is nothing more than a petulant child. He’s got all the talent in the world, but he can’t get what he wants. So his course of action is to be immature, inappropriate, and downright creepy. You don’t threaten to show up at someone’s house and scare their kids, dude.

And Stephanie isn’t much better. Don’t forget, McMahons are always the most important part of any segment they’re in. She’s got to make it abundantly clear that she’s the boss, and Seth is waaaaaaaay beneath her. That’s why she demands an apology – it’s a way to lord her power over him.

The absolute best (worst?) part of this whole segment? IT DIDN’T ACCOMPLISH A THING. Rollins wants Triple H. Stephanie says he’s not here. Rollins threatens to continue being a whiny brat. Stephanie says “haha, I lied, Triple H is on his way to Raw, he’ll be here later!” So we just spent 15 minutes that felt like an hour treading water.

A+ job, guys. Let’s see what happens when Triple H shows up.