WWE Raw Results: Highlights, Analysis, and Grades for February 27

The Women’s Division Speaks!

You know, every time I think the Raw Women’s Division hits a new low, someone breaks out a shovel and digs the hole deeper. Damn Triple H and his burials, that’s why the shovels are always so easy to find!

Let’s recap this: Charlotte comes out with Dana Brooke to run down Bayley, Sasha, and the city of Green Bay. Problem is, she couldn’t be bothered to learn Aaron Rodgers’ name. If that’s your go-home point, you should probably know the name.

Mercifully, Bayley comes down to interrupt. She does her usual schtick, referencing dreams and happiness and rainbows and stuff. We get more Oscars references (we get it, you watched the Oscars), and Stephanie McMahon somehow gets name dropped. I guess she is the most important figure in the Women’s Revolution.

Sasha Banks makes her appearance, and somehow forgot how to talk. It’s been so long since her weird accent reared its ugly head, but oof, it was out tonight.

Anyway, Sasha tells Charlotte that she’s got a stupid face (ugh), and “Bayleyuh” thinks that’s the funniest thing ever (double ugh). Sasha reminds everyone that there’s a tag match coming up, and we should start it.

But wait! Charlotte says that Dana won’t be her tag partner tonight. Judging by Dana’s reaction, this was the first she heard of it. Instead, Nia Jax is the fourth person in this match, and for the love of all sacred let’s get to this match already.