Impact Wrestling: Results and Highlights for August 24
By Dj Beal
Grado’s Final Goodbye
The Grado deportation saga featuring Laurel Van Ness, Kongo Kong, and Joseph Park is played as Grado gives his final goodbye to the Impact Zone. Grado is trying to not get too emotional but the signs and reaction are getting to him. It is his time to go back home as he gives his final bye to the Impact Zone. Joseph Park apologizes that Park, Park, and Park couldn’t help as much. Grado names off some of his favorite foods but it’s making Park hungry. He says that he’ll miss all the fans in the Impact Zone as they give him “Thank you Grado” chants.
Laurel Van Ness is back to her original state to the shock of Grado and Joseph Park. She claims that Grado has made her a changed woman. He is the whipped cream to her Twinkie and will Grado married her? Kongo Kong makes his way to the ring but Mahabali Shera steps in front of him and Kong wants to wait on that battle.
Jim Cornette shares a story with Eddie Edwards and would be excited to have him as the GFW Global Champion. LAX is shown in the clubhouse just checking up on what’s been going on in LAX. Konnan wants Low Ki to bring the championship back to the Latin American Xchange.