WWE Hell in a Cell 2017 Results: Highlights, Analysis, and Grades
By Bryan Heaton
Source: WWE.com via Twitter
Fashion Files is Back
It’s good to have these guys back on the case. The whole “It’s The Ascension” thing is getting a little out of hand, but the comedic stylings of Breeze and Fandango are second to none.
To recap: The Fashion Police are celebrating closing the “2B” case. While reminiscing, they get a special delivery from two very familiar looking delivery men. It’s a tube, so Breeze thinks maybe they put the wrong guy away for the 2B case. Dango says no way, but the case is reopened.
The #FashionFiles are BACK, and it looks like @mmmgorgeous and @WWEFandango have found two Superstars who want "2B" their friends! #HIAC pic.twitter.com/6RTg1bqWLx
— WWE (@WWE) October 9, 2017
Breeze opens the tube, and there’s a poster in it. It’s The Ascension, and they’ve written on it “We Want ‘2B’ Your Friends.” Aw, how adorable. But Breezde and Dango are not impressed and they say it can’t be The Ascension – they’re dumb, and they smell, blah blah blah.
But wait! Turns out the delivery men were The Ascension all along. Dagnabit, why is it always The Ascension? Anyway, Konnor and Viktor are upset, and leave dejectedly. There’s a knock on the door right after they leave, but it wasn’t them – it’s a briefcase on the floor.
"This isn't just a briefcase... it's a NEW case!" @MmmGorgeous @WWEFandango #HIAC #FashionFiles pic.twitter.com/uMf31nFHYZ
— WWE Universe (@WWEUniverse) October 9, 2017
The Fashion Police open the briefcase inside their office, and it’s obvious what’s inside. It’s Marcellus Wallace’s soul. Like Dango said, it’s a new case, and we get confirmation of “Pulp Fashion” starting this Tuesday on SmackDown Live.
If this gives us Breeze doing the Uma Thurman dance, and Dango asking what they call Chanel No. 5 in France, it’ll be the greatest programming in wrestling history.