WWE Raw Results: Highlights, Analysis, and Grades for October 9

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TLC Main Event Revealed

The Miz is getting iced up in the trainer’s room, nary a Z-Pak in sight. What is in sight is Kurt Angle. The Raw GM tells Miz he ‘s getting what he’s been wishing for – a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match at TLC. In the main event, The Miz and The Bar will team up against The Shield.

It’s a smart move, and no one needs to worry about The Miztourage being the opponents for one of the greatest trios in WWE history. All six of these competitors are top notch, and TLC matches are a big part of The Shield’s history. It should be a fantastic main event.

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Dueling Banjos

Elias is out to do his thing – rip on the city he’s in, and tear down his opponent. Oh, and sing. And he’s doing a pretty good job of it, until Titus O’Neil interrupts with a banjo. As a music teacher, I’ve heard some pretty bad things over the years. This may have been the worst of all of them. Like, ears bleeding bad.

So rather than getting the smooth stylings of Elias and his golden pipes, we get Titus “singing” and “playing” the banjo. Oof, it was painful. Thankfully, Apollo Crews comes out, and a match is up next.