WWE Raw Results: Highlights, Analysis, and Grades for December 18

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I Hope You Liked Seeing Rollins and Jordan for 45 Minutes, Because They’re Coming Back For More

Backstage, Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose are both speaking with Kurt Angle about their desire to get their hands on Samoa Joe. Dean says he “cost us the tag titles against the Europeans,” which is accurate in Dean-speak.

In waltzes Jason Jordan, who also wants a shot at Joe (still). The Shld (man, haven’t used that in a while) tell him to get in line, and Angle decides to just get it over and done with at once. Later tonight, Jordan will team with Rollins and Ambrose to face Joe, Cesaro, and Sheamus.

Quick note about Kurt Angle: Most of the time, his GM decisions are sound. But every so often, he gets Teddy Long Syndrome – everyone in his line of sight ends up in the same match. It’s frustrating, because he’s one of the few authority figures who was written to be logical. Then out of the blue, it’s “YOU’RE ALL GETTING YOUR SHOT, RIGHT NOW!”

Bray Wyatt, Uninterrupted

This week, there’s no weird back and forth between Bray Wyatt and Woken Matt Hardy. Wyatt just gets to preach all by himself. It’s weird, but that’s Bray Wyatt, right? He talks about fun and games and people getting hurt – because it’s the holiday season, you know. The Consumer of Terrestrial Entities claims he’s here to make sure the “right people” get hurt. A little dark, but okay, then.