WWE Raw: Results, Highlights, Analysis, and Grades for March 12

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The Bar (Sheamus & Cesaro) vs. The Miztourage (Bo Dallas & Curtis Axel)

Result: No contest; match never started

Rating: N/A

Ah, so this is what we’re doing with the Raw Tag Team Championships at WrestleMania. To date, The Bar have claimed dominance over the tag team division. Apparently, every other team in the division – despite having pretty much all been embarrassed by Cesaro and Sheamus in the past – took offense to this.

So when The Miztourage got a chance to punch a ticket to WrestleMania by facing – and defeating – The Bar on Raw, things escalated quickly. The match never started, as all four superstars just whupped each other all around the ringside area. When things finally got into the ring, out came The Revival to attack the champs as well.

In short order, the three brawling teams were joined by The Club, Titus Worldwide, and Heath Slater & Rhyno. And just like that, I understand what Jim Ross meant for all those years when he referenced a pier six brawl. Six teams fighting it out to prove their worth to their peers, right?

Since everyone spent their time just attacking Cesaro and Sheamus, the champs had to bail and run like hell out of Dodge. And because everyone needs to get on the WrestleMania card, it looks like a six pack tag team challenge is in the works.

Honestly, I don’t like it, because it’s lazy. Put the time in to actually develop a story, you know? Is it going to be like the Raw Tag Title match at last year’s WrestleMania, where yet another team is added at the last minute?