WWE Raw: Results, Highlights, Analysis, and Grades for May 14

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Oh, Sami… Oh, Sami, No

I appreciate Sami Zayn taking the time out of his busy schedule to educate the masses about the central and peripheral nervous system. He’s not lying when he says vertigo is a debilitating disease — I used to work in a neurodiagnostic testing center, and did tests on patients with vertigo all the time. Some were in real bad shape.

But it all goes downhill from there. Sami brings up the vertigo because of Bobby Lashley, and his stalling suplex. Okay, fine. Sami has issue with Lashley returning on the same night Sami himself returned. Still, okay.

Then we rehash the “interview” with Lashley from last week. You know the one: “I love my family.” That awkward, serial killer type stare into the camera as he professes his love for his family. Sami thinks that Lashley is trying to become Sami, mainly because of Lashley’s hat. But the biggest “uh oh” moment is still coming…

…That’s right, Sami Zayn used Facebook to track down Bobby Lashley’s sisters, and he’s invited them to WWE Raw next week in Albany. Oh, no.

I’ve watched enough wrestling over the years to know that segments involving family members are almost always trash. Personally, I thought Sami was above that sort of nonsense. But apparently, next week we get to meet the entire Lashley family, or paid actors who are supposed to make things “funny.”

Either way, it won’t be good.