WWE Raw: Results, Highlights, and Grades for July 9, 2018

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Kevin Owens Seems Down in the Dumps (I’m So Sorry)

Look, I wrote enough about Poopgate last week. I’m not reliving it again. WWE can show a lengthy video all about it if they want. But I’m not interested in second helpings of number two.

After the longest possible recap of Braun Strowman’s fecalphilia, we finally get to see how Kevin Owens has regrouped from his little adventure last week. Because KO is a professional, he showed up for work. How nice of him — when I worked in a doctor’s office, if a patient pooped on me I didn’t even get an extended lunch, let alone time off.

But Owens isn’t empty handed. No, he’s come prepared with a doctor’s note. He’s done taking chances with the incompetence of Kurt Angle, who may throw him in another debilitating match just because. Owens used the word “vendetta,” which may not be too far fetched.

Besides the doc note, Owens has his bags with him. Because if the note failed, he’s got a Plan B — there’s no way Braun will attack inside Angle’s office, right? So KO decides to set up camp right there. It would have been better if Owens was, like, heating up food, or listening to music/watching movies and being real obnoxious about it. But the night is still young so maybe later.