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SmackDown Women’s Championship, James Ellsworth Suspended Above the Ring in a Shark Cage
Carmella (c) vs. Asuka
Result: Carmella defeated Asuka via pinfall
Rating: 2.25 out of 5 stars
Before the match got under way, cameras cut to the back for a limited skirmish between the Bludgeon Brothers and Team Hell No. It ended with Harper and Rowan decimating both Kane and Daniel Bryan, including smashing Kane’s leg inside a door with a sledgehammer.
The #BludgeonBrothers? WAIT for their #SDLive #TagTeamChampionship defense? HELL, no! #ExtremeRules pic.twitter.com/xi5lQNTrAi
— WWE Universe (@WWEUniverse) July 15, 2018
As far as the Women’s Championship match, I think everyone knows how I feel about shark cage stipulations. I also think everyone knows how I feel about the current booking of Asuka. So for WWE to basically acknowledge all of these shortcomings early on in the match is the most self aware the company has been in years.
The #SharkCage is on the move. 🦈⬆️
— WWE Universe (@WWEUniverse) July 15, 2018
See ya later, @realellsworth. #ExtremeRules pic.twitter.com/8oFvQTvtMo
Within about 45 seconds, Ellsworth did the one thing you knew he would do inside a shark cage — pass a weapon on to Carmella. It’s like going to a James Bond movie for the quips and romance, and getting it in the opening montage. After that, you can actually pay attention to the movie. Same here — you know Ellsworth is going to interfere, so let him do it insanely early.
How worried is @WWEAsuka after seeing @realellsworth escape the #SharkCage?
— WWE Universe (@WWEUniverse) July 15, 2018
Wait for it...#ExtremeRules pic.twitter.com/8b9iyyKLvZ
But it’s unsuccessful, because everyone on the planet knew he would interfere, including Asuka. So she foils the master plan, and beats up Carmella. And how do you top one weapons pass? By immediately doing a second one.
With the #SDLive #WomensTitle on the line, @CarmellaWWE is pulling out all the stops against @WWEAsuka at #ExtremeRules! pic.twitter.com/t4MeKNP3Ei
— WWE (@WWE) July 15, 2018
Of course, that one doesn’t work, either, so it’s like a rerun until Ellsworth does the only other thing in his arsenal — he picks the lock and escapes. Well, kinda, since he got caught under the cage like a piñata for Asuka to wail away on.
THIS is what happens when you get in between @WWEAsuka and the #SDLive #WomensTitle. #ExtremeRules pic.twitter.com/20ZKZtDq32
— WWE Universe (@WWEUniverse) July 15, 2018
Trope subversion is always a good thing, but the bigger problem with it is that Asuka is feuding more with James Ellsworth than her actual opponent Carmella. Who, by the way, was the smartest person in the ring tonight, since all she did was bide her time for a cheap win. So Asuka loses again, it’s Ellsworth’s fault again, and Carmella retains again.