WWE Raw: Results, Highlights, and Grades for July 30, 2018

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THESE BATTLE SCAAAAARS

Charly Caruso brings out the B-Team, who are still in full-on party mode. And Bo Dallas and Curtis Axel are the most adorable human beings on the face of the earth. The fact that they’re blown up from their celebratory ring entrance probably isn’t the best thing in the world, and Axel still can’t string together a coherent sentence.

But it’s okay, because “the B in B-Team stands for Dream!” is too great to ignore. Then the cherry on top: “We’re not scared of Bray Wyatt and Matt Hardy” followed by sheer, abject terror at their teleportation into the ring. Such wonderful gifts, Bo and Curtis are.

Apparently, The Deleters of Worlds think that the championship reign by the B-Team is a “cosmic anomaly,” which is a real weird way of saying “you guys don’t deserve this.” And at no point during the segment did it seem like Hardy and Wyatt were following through on waht should have been a double turn last week.

When The Revival come out, it’s welcome, since they should have been in the title picture long ago. And surprisingly, Dash and Dawson are the best talkers in the whole segment. (Yes, even Wyatt stumbled a bit in his delivery tonight.)

Things break down into a fight, with the champs hightailing it out of Dodge. I’m looking forward to a possible triple threat tag match at SummerSlam, but first…