All In 2018 Results, Highlights, Grades, And Analysis
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Joey Janela w/Penelope Ford vs. Hangman Page
Page got the advantage early on and hit a tope on Janela. Janela, hit a tope of his own. Page grabbed a chair, and hit a pumphandle slam on the chair! That was brutal. Page rolled to the outside of the ring and uncovered a literal Cracker Barrel. Janela ended up running off the Cracker Barrel and flipped onto page. Janela rolled the barrel at Page, and Page jumped over it, and then hit a Buckshot Lariat on the outside.
Page and Janela ended up back in the ring, and Janela tried to suplex Page to the outside through a table, but Page got away from it. A ladder was bridged between the barrel and the ring, and Hangman Page hit a Burning Hammer off the apron on Janela through the ladder! Holy crap! Penelope Ford attacked Page and hit a hurricanrana, sending Page to the floor. Ford hit a huge dive off the top rope, and then put Page on the table. Janela hit a flying elbow off the top rope through the table!
Janela and Page made their way back to the entrance ramp, and Janela hit a running lariat on the ramp. Janela setup two tables and Hangman Page powerbombed him off the stage through them! Holy crap. Ford got involved again back in the ring, and brought Page’s cowboy boots out from a garbage bag. Page superkicked Ford, but Janela superkicked page. Janela setup a ladder in the ring, and both men climbed it with a table set bellow. Page grabbed the phone he killed Joey Ryan with out of a garbage bag, and he hit Janela with it. Page hit a Rite of Passage off the ladder through a table for the pinfall Holy crap!
Result: Hangman Page
Rating: 4 stars out of 5
A video aired of Joey Ryan showing that he was still alive. Joey Ryan woke up with an erection, because that’s his gimmick. A bunch of people came out in rather precarious costumes. Joey Ryan did the Penis-Plex to Hangman Page, and I can’t believe I just wrote that, but it is what it is. The people in the costume carried Page out like it was the Undertaker’s Druids.