Impact Wrestling: Results, Analysis, and Grades for September 13th, 2018

Impact wrestling begins with Impact World Champion Austin Aries walking out with, well wouldn’t you know, Moose and Killer Kross. I am still convinced this trio will result in a Killer Kross turn to challenge Aries for the title, but I digress.

We seem to be in Club Aries, as Aries explains that he doesn’t care that he took out Johnny Impact, because Impact’s just one of many. He’s down to mess anybody who gets in his way up. We’re expected to “not see Johnny Impact for a long time”. I guess the end of the show is likely a long time.

KM AND FALLAH BAH ARE INTERRUPTING. TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY.

Aries is knowingly fat-shamming Fallah, and I am not okay with it. It’s in character yeah, but unnecessary. KM adds that the two came out here with the inspiration of Scarlett Bordeaux, which adds to the notion that Scarlett’s appeal will be more of a plot-line then we’d think.

KM chastises Aries and Moose, the latter for being a crappy friend, which inspires “d*uche” chants through the arena.

Aries feigns an apology to KM and Fallah with a “peace offering” (the fat jokes are bad, did I mention that?), and offers Fallah a World Championship opportunity. This is too good to be true.

Grade: C

The fat shaming needs to go, and though it’s random, Fallah Bah may be the babyface we need in a moment where the World Championship contention is rather messy.