WWE SmackDown Live: SmackDown 1000 Results, Review, and Analysis

SmackDown GM is backstage with my love Vickie Guerrero, Teddy Long, and John Laurinaitis for a cute segment.

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Evolution is a mystery, and they are all here live tonight in the ring. Man, is it good to see Dave Bautista back in a WWE ring. He’s got red sunglasses on. Who does he think he is, a movie star?

Randy Orton promoing with the rest of Evolution allows an ALMOST momentary lapse in his heel persona, until he reminds us all he’s the only one of the four who’s still there and working hard.

BAUTISTA HAS THE MIC, SHH.

Bautista is proud to have helped build the SmackDown brand, and he’s happy to return back in his hometown. He’s here because of all the fans. No matter how many times we booed or laughed at him, he loved us, and I don’t know about you, but I am an emotional wreck.

He’s proud to have been a part of a faction with three of the best performers in the busines, and call this group “special”, taking a moment to sing the praises of each member. Bautista is quick to remind us especially, that there’s nothing Triple H hasn’t done in WWE than BEAT BAUTISTA. Are you crying yet? I am.

Triple H squares up with Ric Flair trying to keep the peace. Turns out they just hugged. What a segment though. Dave Bautista had the promo of the year in my opinion, so genuine and so passionate. Thank you, Bautista.