Impact Wrestling: Results, Review, and Analysis for November 1st, 2018

Eli Drake runs into… Joseph Park! Eating alone. In a broom closet. This is Eli Drake’s lawyer. This is the kind of storylines that made us almost quit Impact for good. The Knockouts are apparently not what we’re talking about when we say “the whole roster”.

Desi Hit Squad is regrouping, and HIT THE MUSIC! Scarlett Bordeaux is here! She’s enough to turn Gama Singh into Elias backstage. Don’t forget her talent search!

We’ve made it to (my) main event! Taya Valkyrie and my favorite wrestler Tessa Blanchard are here for their Knockouts Championship match!

Taya stomps in the corner like a raging bull before the action even begins, and when it does begin, it starts with a bang. The two women are rolling around the ring, throwing drags, throwing each other into the ropes.

Taya is unphased by a quick, one-hundred-and-eighty degree split, until she’s thrown off the apron by Tessa.

Tessa’s getting all the offense when we return from commercial. Taya reverses when Tessa misses a flying codebreaker. Taya lands a big dropkick to Tessa’s chest, and then she lands a huge spear for a near-fall.

HUGE German suplex from Taya, but still she can’t get Tessa to stay down for the pin. Taya stomps Tessa into the canvas and then heads to the top rope for a moonsault, but still she can’t get the pin. Tessa rolls out of the ring, but Taya hits a big crossbody on Tessa outside the ring.

Tessa’s back in the ring, and Tessa HITS THE REF, and she DQ’s herself. Tessa is still the knockouts champion!