WWE SmackDown Live: Results, Review, and Grades for December 11th

I will not dare me sour. The New Day is here to MC the Rap Battle between The Usos and The Bar, with their Big Dad Energy.

The New Day is your proud MC, and they look stunning in their suits. The Bar… I didn’t even recognize.

The Bar sucks… I didn’t need to show up to tell you that. Even The Usos are laughing. They drop the mic. Is this real life?

The Usos kill it. We didn’t need to watch to tell you, yet again. Usos did this on the fly, for sure. New Day is hanging on every word.

Usos finally piss off The Bar enough that they attack, and Usos get laid out by a Adidas-track-suit-wearin, chest-bearin’ tag team.

Next, The Miz is out, and he’s begging Shane McMahon to come out and acknowledge him. Anything. Please.

There’s a Jon Snow reference, but I don’t follow that. Anywho, Shane McMahon comes out. Shane asks, hey… what’re you up to Miz?

There’s high-key friction. Miz wants a ref out here to announce that Miz and Shane wil take on  The Vegas Boys? I mean, fine! I’m not the boss!

Shane and Miz vs. the Vegas Boyz.

Shane somehow gets the upper hand, even though someone I knew called this “the worst DDT I’ve ever seen”.

Grade: Figure it out.