Impact Wrestling: Results, Highlights and Grades for Nov. 12

Jessicka Havok vs. Crystal Moon

Crystal Moon is an enhancement talent without an entrance, so you can pretty much guess how this one goes down.

Havok bulldozes passed Moon before ragdolling her into the corner, ramming the lady’s head into the turnbuckle before pulling her by her hair across the ring. Moon attempts to fight back, but gets German Suplexed to death. Then a series of running kicks into the corner by Havok before Moon rolls to the outside. Then rams Moon into the apron.

Attempts a leg drop, but Moon evades it. Moon hits a bunch of forearms, but Havok doesn’t even budge. Clothesline attempt, but Moon looks like she ran into a brick wall. Instead, she stomps on Havok’s foot before running to the top rope and diving off, only to get caught in mid-air with a chokeslam. She goes for the pin, but picks Moon right back up to hit a Tombstone for the win.

After the match, “Suzie” congratulates Havok on her win and that maybe they know each other after all. Havok shrugs it off and shoves Suzie aside, which causes Suzie to flashback to when Havok murdered her when she was still Su Yung. It gives Suzie a migraine, but out of confusion, Suzie just brushes it off.

Winner: Havok

Grade: D

It feels weird to grade a squash match. These matches are never supposed to be good or even bad. They are made to make a monster look like, well, a monster. Mission accomplished, but boy, this dragged way too long.

If you’re going to book your monster as a monster, give them a quick win and let them dominate. Moon got way too much offense (which is really pointless if we never see her again; it’d make sense if Moon was actually a regular on the roster, but this is likely a one-off). This match was about five or six minutes, but seriously felt like it went over 10, went on forever.