WWE TLC 2019 match card predictions after Starrcade

WWE TLC 2019 will take place on Dec. 15 at 7 p.m. ET/4 p.m. PT live on the WWE Network with the kickoff show beginning at 6 p.m. ET/3 p.m. PT. The following is some early match card predictions two weeks away from a PPV that is certainly not well-known for tender, loving care.

Tables. “We Want Tables’ is a prominent chant in the WWE and rightfully so. Once a Superstar tosses his/her opponent through a table, that superstar not only attains a victory but also guarantees his/her own satisfaction in incapacitating his/her opponent. Rest assured, that satisfaction is also guaranteed for the WWE Universe, especially when the table is set on fire.

Ladders. When there are no spiders on the ladders, these matches usually turn out ok. Usually, there is either a championship or a MITB Briefcase suspended above the ring that superstars must relinquish from a hook after climbing a 20-ft ladder. If any superstar is afraid of heights, that superstar is in for a rude awakening because there will be high drops and deadly falls.

Chairs. Due to the overuse of chairs in the WWE, this match stipulation is not as exciting as the other two. Nonetheless, the WWE Universe knows that the chairs are not used for sitting. Superstars wrap these chairs around their opponents’ necks, arms, and legs to inflict unforgiving and agonizing pain onto each other until they eventually win the match by pinfall or submission.

With that being said, only one match has been announced thus far: (1) Bray Wyatt (c) vs. Daniel Bryan for the Universal Championship in what will most likely be a TLC match.

Without further ado, it’s time to open some presents under the Christmas tree, sing some melodious Christmas carols, and plunge into a plenitude of surprises for December’s Christmas-themed WWE PPV with my illustrious colleague, Kevin Parvizi. Let’s now predict the WWE TLC 2019 card, starting with the SmackDown Tag Team Championship match.