AEW Dynamite: Results, Grades, and Analysis for December 4, 2019

AEW, Cody Rhodes Photo: Lee South/AEW
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Chris Jericho came out and talked about how his “Little Bit of the Bubbly” has sold over 12,000 bottles already. He then said AEW management told him that he was contracted to have one more match before the end of 2019. Jericho said that because he was the champion, he decided to have the option of who he could face.

Jericho said that he made a list, and the crowd popped, so he said, “Get out of 2016.” He then said he now has the Lexicon of Jericho, and he listed every single person that he wasn’t going to wrestle, and he named various bands, wrestlers, and other people, with Moxley being listed more than once.

As he was doing this, the Jurassic Express’s theme hit and Marko Stunt, Luchasaurus, and Jungle Boy all came out. Marko got in Jericho’s face, and Jericho looked disgusted.

Jericho said that next on the list was dinosaurs and little children. Luchasaurus growled, then said informed Jericho that he has a Masters degree in Medieval History.

Luchasaurus said that Dinosaurs have marginalized for 65 million years. He also said Marko was small for his age, but he’s more man than Jericho is. The crowd exploded with Marko chants.

Jericho said Marko Stunt is small for any age, and since if it’s not Luchasaurus or Marko Stunt, it must be Jungle Boy. Jericho called Jungle Boy “a piece of sh*t” and said Jungle Boy couldn’t last 10 minutes with him in the ring. Jungle Boy said that he knew he could last 10 minutes, and that he was going to kick Jericho’s ass.

Jungle Boy slapped Jericho, and Jurassic Express cleared the ring. Jericho yelled “we’ll see what happens on December 18th!” so it appears we’ll be seeing Jungle Boy vs. Chris Jericho as his last match for the year.